Amazing Grace

Have you ever been having a one on one meeting with someone and they have a little something here (on their nose) and you don’t really feel comfortable saying “hey you’ve got some snot right there on your nose” cause they’ll feel embarrassed and you’ll feel embarrassed. So you just sort of scratch the side […]

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HPC – The Face of Grace 02

During an impassioned sermon about death and final judgement, the pastor pounded and pulpit and said forcefully – Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement. Glancing down at the front pew, he noticed a man with a big smile on his face, nodding his head. The minister repeated his point […]

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HPC – The Face of Grace 01

How many of you are feeling like new projector, all bright and focused. Or the old, a bit dim and fuzzy. I was in a fuel queue the other day. There was a rather irate woman, very anxious she wouldn’t get any fuel. So when she finally got to the pump, she leapt out and […]

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Sermon – 24.9.17

I’m still a bit high from last night! Hot date with two beautiful girls, sipping bubbly all evening, whispering sweet nothing into each others ears, danced the night away! It was a pretty wild night I’ve got be honest – I ended up with three gorgeous women in my bed and woke up with Greek […]

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SERMON (Encouragement)

Any carpenter or woodworker will tell you that when you sandpaper a piece of wood you have to go along the grain of the wood. If you go against or across the grain you will make marks and scar the piece of wood. It is the same with people, when you are dealing with a […]

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HPC – God is Love

Reading 1 John 4:7 – 19 Introduction There is a psychologist selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works – if you spend 29.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you are. Have you ever held you hand out to a puppy? And it cowers […]

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HPC – God Wants Family

Reading Eph 1:3 – 14 Introduction Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger grabs them and demands their money. Scared they take out their wallets and were taking out their cash, but before they gave it to the mugger, the one turns to the other and hands him a note – here […]

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HPC – Colossians 03

Reading Col 2:6 – 10  Introduction  Well done to those who responded to God’s calling last Sunday.  He loves you with all His heart, He delights in you, and He sings and dances over you, and all who are His – this is just the beginning.  Yours is the highest calling. We continue in Colossians.  […]

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A few years ago (when I was still single) I was visiting my folks in Southampton and I walked into a bar and sat at the counter next to two rather voluptuous young ladies. I could hear that they had interesting accents so I said, “Good evening, I couldn’t help but overhear your accents are […]

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